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Optimized for Bark Not Logic T-Shirt

Optimized for Bark Not Logic T-Shirt

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Some minds run on logic. Yours runs on barks, snacks, and unhinged vibes. This tee gets it—chaotic, charming, and just structured enough to wear to brunch and your next bark-off.

Fabric, Fit & Care
Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, double-needle stitching for max durability
Sizes: S–4XL
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach (seriously). Low-heat iron if needed to keep that crisp look.

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